As Meg and I washed dishes after a gargantuan meal, she and Phillip were trading insults. He was downloading a Star Trek episode in the living room (we are all nuts for The Next Generation). Suddenly he yelled, "You're demoted!"
And this is what I heard:
Meg runs into the living room. I continue washing dishes.
*WHAP*
*Aaaaaaaaaaa!*
*Rrrrrrrr!*
Now, let me be clear. The WHAP and the Rrrrrrrr came from Meg.
I laughed the whole way home.
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A-men!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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