MP the Gnome-Killer tagged me, so here you are:
1.) As soon as it's cold enough to wear pants, I stop shaving.
2.) When I'm gone for a day or two, and I'm wondering how my cat is doing, I consciously have to remind myself that he can't answer the phone if I call him.
3.) In seventh grade I invented my own alphabet so that my friends and I could pass notes in class. I continue to use it for personal notations that I don't want people to read.
4.) When I was little I made my younger sister color all over the bathroom door with marker and color her arm black. I then blamed her for it.
5.) Often I find myself singing a hymn or praise song in the car, then breaking off mid-word to yell some terrible profanity at someone ahead of me. I am trying to work on this. Sometimes.
Okay, I'm tagging LAR and Matt Holman.
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