the new Christmas spirit, part 5

Sleigh Ride

Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling, whee!
Oh yes it’s a lovely day for a ride in a sleigh with just me!
Outside the snow is falling, the weather is calling to me;
Oh yes it’s a lovely day for a ride in a sleigh with just me!

Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, I’ll go!
I’ll soak in the show
I’m riding in a wonderland of snow
Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup it’s grand
With a frostbitten hand
I’m riding along to the song of a wintry fairyland!

My cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy cozy am I
I’m huddled down in the sleigh bed like a nice little daybed outside!
I’ll take that road before me and tell a story or three
Oh yes it’s a lovely day for a ride in a sleigh with just me!

There’s a party somewhere for all of the married folks
But I’ll head down to the pub for some cold beers and smokes
I’ll be singing the songs I love to sing without a single stop
While across my sweater the Guinness will slop – slop slop slop!

There’s a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy
When I’m hit on by a really old and bearded guy
It’ll really be like a picture print by Vincent Van Gogh
These wonderful things are the things that set my heart aglow!

Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling, whee!
Oh yes it’s a lovely day for a ride in a sleigh with just me!
I’ll take that road before me and tell a story or three
Oh yes it’s a lovely day for a ride in a sleigh with just me!